Gag du jour

Message par **Vine** » 06 juin 2009, 00:32 AM

Une photo que j'ai prise cet après-midi, à l'entrée du village de Chatillon sur Marne, il y a bien cet espèce de pressoir ou c'est noté "bienvenue" mais la panneau derrière est barré alors que c'est l'entrée

Pour les parisiens qui viendraient nous voir prochainement, c'est le 2ème village si vous prenez la sortie "Dormans" de l'A4

mazel69 · Message par **mazel69** » 09 juin 2009, 10:02 AM

bonne petite blague pour aujourd'hui; cela ma bien fait sourir quand un mec avec une ibiza cupra ma dit que sa marchait mieu que nos 8 et que jariverai pas a le suivre

Bibounou · Message par **Bibounou** » 11 juin 2009, 01:36 AM

Ouvre ton cœur...

gomgom · Message par **gomgom** » 11 juin 2009, 02:11 AM

une chorale qui imite la pluie et l'orage oO

http://www.koreus.com/video/perpetuum-j ... frica.html

et celle ci : vive les singes ^^

http://www.koreus.com/video/singe-sexe- ... iture.html

nasp · Message par **nasp** » 11 juin 2009, 11:58 AM

La pub BIC : shave a trader

http://www.shavethetraders.fr/index_fr.html

Franco · Message par **Franco** » 12 juin 2009, 16:53 PM

gomgom a écrit :
une chorale qui imite la pluie et l'orage oO

http://www.koreus.com/video/perpetuum-j ... frica.html

Ils le font trés bien

Bibounou · Message par **Bibounou** » 14 juin 2009, 13:53 PM

Franco · Message par **Franco** » 15 juin 2009, 15:08 PM

Trouduc le chien ou le chasseur ?

gaut27 · Message par **gaut27** » 18 juin 2009, 21:16 PM

Un petit qui vous veut du bien et qui prend soin de vous

Message par **Benji** » 23 juin 2009, 10:32 AM

Des actes d'une grande teneur artistique, extraits de "Britain's Got Talent".

Un imitateur d'arbre : (sisi)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e88k0FK4SfU

Euuuh....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PtHunCZb5g

I AM THE DANCE KING !!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38aV6bGxoYk

Daisy the dancing cow :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwMmZ80FEcU

elombre · Message par **elombre** » 23 juin 2009, 11:22 AM

a oui quand même lol

mazel69 · Message par **mazel69** » 23 juin 2009, 12:50 PM

UN bébé un peu precoce...

http://www.koreus.com/video/bebe-volant-klaxon.html

Laposte inove....

http://www.koreus.com/video/pub-laposte ... ormer.html

domino day l'aventure continu...

http://www.koreus.com/video/matelas-domino.html

mazel69 · Message par **mazel69** » 23 juin 2009, 13:17 PM

nouveaux jouet de la gendarmerie pour pouvoir arretez nos 8

http://www.abrutis.com/photo-nouvelle+v ... 18699.html

Message par **Benji** » 23 juin 2009, 20:48 PM

Benji a écrit :
I AM THE DANCE KING !!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38aV6bGxoYk

Uhuhuh, j'avais posté un commentaire sur la vidéo Youtube, et "The dance King" m'a écrit.

Je ne résiste pas à l'occasion de vous copier son message en intégralité :

Hi benji

Thanks you watching and commenting, hopefully i don't look too much older than richard!

i will be applying for bgt in 2010.

thanks again

Ivor

The King of Dance

A GENUINE MESSAGE FROM THE KING OF DANCE
(PART1)
THANK YOU EVERYONE!!

-for either posting my audition online , for watching it , or commenting on it.I have found many of the comments hilarious and i am truly humbled by the supportive comments . I haven't yet read all the comments people have taken the time to leave but I appreciate them all whether they are negative or positive, they can all be useful to help improve my performance.

A GENUINE MESSAGE FROM THE KING OF DANCE (PART 2)
I didn't expect to get past the theatre audition stage after having miraculously passed the application stage and producers audition stage, so i did want to make my audition as entertaining as possible. If its made you laugh or made your day a little easier then I've done what I set out to do!

A GENUINE MESSAGE FROM THE KING OF DANCE (PART 3)
a list of my projects are-

1.I have a few dance tracks that I have made available for download on itunes and www.dittomusic.com, I have samples of these tracks on youtube, please check out my filmgoer2000 profile. Simon told me that my 'dream' (of success) was over it would be nice to prove him wrong!

http://dittomusic.dloadshop.com/artists ... t=456&gid=

http://dittomusic.dloadshop.com/shop.asp?artistid=506

A GENUINE MESSAGE FROM THE KING OF DANCE (PART 4)

My horror anthology book (DEADLANDS-TALES TO TERRIFY THE SOUL) and films are available from www.lulu.com just key in the words KING and DANCE to find them.

A GENUINE MESSAGE FROM THE KING OF DANCE (PART 5)

i have entered a competiton called the road to V , the 2 winners from this competiton get to open the famous uk V festival in august, you can help me by registering as a fan and voting for me twice (the deadline for registration) is wednesday 14th april 12am midnight-sorry for the short notice)
http://roadtov.com/
http://roadtov.com/search/?query=king+of+dance

A GENUINE MESSAGE FROM THE KING OF DANCE (PART 6)
4.i have noticed that someone has kindly started an online petition on ITV.COM asking for the bgt producers to let me perform again on BGT as a non-competitive entrant .If you can bear another performance from me on TV please do register and leave a comment expressing your support.under my audtion video

http://talent.itv.com/videos/video/item_200088.htm

A GENUINE MESSAGE FROM THE KING OF DANCE (PART 7)
ABOUT THE AUDITION
My 2 funniest moments from the audition so far which i have viewed were
1.when i shout out 'THE KING OF DANCE HAS ARRIVED' I had naively expected to get some polite welcome cheers at that moment but instead I got stone cold silence!! ( you see BGT audiences are coached to act in a more aggressive , hostile manner than other TV audiences!)

A GENUINE MESSAGE FROM THE KING OF DANCE (PART 8)
ABOUT THE AUDITION (2)
2.the expression on amanda's beautiful face as my performance unfolds!!( she would be great in one of my horror films!)

A GENUINE MESSAGE FROM THE KING OF DANCE (PART 9)
ABOUT BEING CALLED A PLONKER!
when you are an entertainer you have to forget about yourself and leave your own ego to one side, and put the audience first. being called a plonker by simon was a small price to pay for having made millions of people happier for a few seconds both in the theatre and in tv land!

A GENUINE MESSAGE FROM THE KING OF DANCE (PART 10)
THE MYSTERY OF THE WRONG CD!-(1)
I had burned 2 cds with the backing track, I thought it would be best to add a few orchestral chord strikes so that I would know when to start singing and it would make it easier for me to start on cue, (but I had only checked one of the cds) when the first cd was played at the audition I did not hear the chords so I thought that I had mistakenly not added the chords to the track etc. (i.e it was the cd that I had not checked) so thats why I thought that I had taken the wrong track with me etc, so I rushed back and got the other cd put in.

A GENUINE MESSAGE FROM THE KING OF DANCE (PART 11)
THE MYSTERY OF THE WRONG CD!-(2)
When I got home I checked both cds and found that the tracks were indeed identical what had happened must have been this- the bgt technical staff had put the 1st cd into the machine and started playing it about 10-15 seconds too early but had kept the volume to zero, when I yelled go! Go! Go! They turned up the volume on the
Cd player but of course my cue point had passed so I stood there waiting for a cue point that had already passed, I decided to start singing anyway but quickly realised that I was out of step with the track !

A GENUINE MESSAGE FROM THE KING OF DANCE (PART 12)

well thanks for reading all my messages, and i apologise if you see it repeated through out youtube. I want to try and get this message out to all that have watched my audition

THANKS AGAIN!!

Ivor

THE KING OF DANCE (lol!)

Nb I chose the title the king of dance as I thought that it would be more memorable than calling the act by my real name, I do not for a second think that I am the king of dancing but I do like to think that I put all my heart and soul into a performance! And that if my tracks are successful I could be considered one day as a king of dance MUSIC (lol!)
basic original lyrics for i am the dance king!

I AM THE DANCE KING! basic original lyrics version (non-studio version)

chorus
ahhHHHHHH fast girls fast cars.I'm not gonna pretend .I 'm not gonna pretend that I'm living on mars!

I'm a young man.I'm still young a man gonna live my life while i'm still a young man, gonna jump in a car a really fast car and go far away cos i ain't living on mars.

Verse 1
I arrive at the club

looks a bit rough

But thats ok cos my dancing is buff!

Get on to the floor no one is moving

Then I start to groove soon everyones moving!

i am the dance king, i am the dance king that is what, what they all sing !

chorus
ahhHHHHHH fast women fast cars.I'm not gonna pretend .I 'm not gonna pretend that I'm living on mars

I'm a young man.I'm still young a man gonna live my life while i'm still a young man, gonna jump in a car a really fast and go far away cos i ain't living in mars.

Verse2
dancing and moving

moving and grooving

the women start moving to me

i am the dance king, i am the dance king that is what, what they all sing !

i am the dance king, i am the dance king that is what, what they all sing !

gaut27 · Message par **gaut27** » 28 juin 2009, 19:37 PM

Le numéro qui sauve la vie a l'heure de l'apéros

Message par **Benji** » 29 juin 2009, 16:54 PM

Comment faire un burn-out.

Leçon 1 : Bien penser à garder le frein avant serré.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_C_M0-Y ... r_embedded

laurent B · Message par **laurent B** » 29 juin 2009, 17:50 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imQulnO8hqM

une petite chanson

Bibounou · Message par **Bibounou** » 30 juin 2009, 01:21 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wtm7RfU ... r_embedded

WTF ?

Schumi77 · Message par **Schumi77** » 30 juin 2009, 10:40 AM

... spécial ...

Kerotan · Message par **Kerotan** » 30 juin 2009, 11:31 AM

je connais trop lol et yen a plein dautres